Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
