So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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