Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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