sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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