just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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