you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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