i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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