It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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