I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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