Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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