Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your penis caused this!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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