plz talk dirty to me
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You smell like stripper and shame
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You took a bar mat shot.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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