oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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