K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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