I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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