So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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