My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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