I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
