only if we run a train.
done.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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