I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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