Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Randomize
