I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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