Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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