If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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