This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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