look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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