My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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