If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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