My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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