A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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