Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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