She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
