i think i have herpe
just one?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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