I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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