We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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