my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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