I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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