so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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