Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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