you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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