At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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