i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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