My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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