The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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