I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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