you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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