I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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