Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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