quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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