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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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There r osticjed everywhere

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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."

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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!

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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.

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(207): View more from Maine

I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.

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