Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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