I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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