You're completely useless in the revolution.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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