Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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